The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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