I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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