So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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