I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Randomize
