dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
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