I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
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