Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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