she looked like the bat from fern gully.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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