Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Randomize
