Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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