I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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