But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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