we have officially mastered the walk of shame
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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