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corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
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He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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