you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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