it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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