i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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