He is an equal opportunity slut.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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