When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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