just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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