I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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