remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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