...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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