i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
smell my finger.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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