I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
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