I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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