Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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