i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Sorry about my life...
well, you know. whores of a feather.
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