It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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