Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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