I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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