we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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