Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
He better not be in your backpack
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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