whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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