So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
So. Much. Porn.
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