Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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