North Korea, Best Korea!
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Sorry about my life...
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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