I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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