Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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