Whod you bang
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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