Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Why is your signature on my underwear?
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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