google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
This toilet bowl is my home.
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