3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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