Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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