so let's talk penis.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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