question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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