So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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