You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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