i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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