it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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