you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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