Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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