I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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