is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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