Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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