yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
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